Eat Trash Hail Satan Raccoon Hooded T-shirt

Description

Unleash Your Wild Side: The Ultimate Trash Panda Tee! Dive into the rebellious spirit of the urban jungle with our long-sleeve, hooded t-shirt showcasing the motto of every mischievous heart: “Eat Trash, Hail Satan”. It’s not just a statement—it’s an attitude, a mood, a way of life. Crafted from the softest, most breathable materials, this tee promises not just comfort, but a chance to wear your audacity on your sleeve (quite literally). With each wear, you’re not just embracing the playful spirit of the raccoon, you’re embodying the pure, unadulterated audacity of the urban warrior.

More than Just a T-shirt, It’s a Movement. With every glance at the impeccably designed trash panda raccoon on the front, you’re reminded of the cheeky renegade in all of us that’s ready to defy norms and expectations. Whether you’re trekking through the city streets or lounging at home, let this tee be your armor against mundanity. Its contemporary fit ensures you’re always in style, and the hood adds that extra edge for when you’re feeling particularly devilish. So, why blend in when you were born to stand out? Join the Trash Panda Revolution today and make a statement without saying a word.

• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (128.84 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crossover “V” at the neckline
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, and United States.